The Doctor Answers For Non-Writers

What's your book about?:

Why are you writing about that?:

When will you get an agent? Will you get your book published? *insert question you don't have an answer to here*: 

What's it like when you don't write something?

Writing is easy, right?:

Yeah. You just type, right?:

So you send it to an agent when you've finished, right?:

What's it like getting a new idea?:

And how does it feel to write a book?:

And then you start again with another book?: