Don't be on this flight:
Steer clear of this guy:
And most of all...
“Whipped cream isn't whipped cream at all if it hasn't been whipped with whips, just like poached eggs isn't poached eggs unless it's been stolen in the dead of the night.”
– Charlie And The Chocolate Factory
And if you get a minute (or a few hours), watch the original movie version of Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory (based on Charlie and the Chocolate Factory).
Prayer calls for Colorado (massive flash floods) and New Jersey (the boardwalk burned down). Remember them in your prayers if you will.
Peace! Have the best possible weekend!